I watching Coming to America on TV and a commercial came on for a TV show called Amish Mafia. Amish Mafia? What the heck is that? You broke my buggy Fredo! They have a drive by shooting? Clip Clop Bang! Clip Clop Bang! You get a straw hat with a god fish in it. That's an Amish message that he sleeps with the fishes. I thought I was crazy for liking American Restoration, Pawn Stars (Yes, Pawn, not the one with OR in the middle), Mysteries at the Museum, and Big Bang Theory.
My wife and I went to Walmart and we ended up separated as she said Im going this way, you go this way. As I was walking around looking for her, I saw a guy doing the same thing. I asked him if he was looking for his wife and he said he was. I asked what does she look like., He said, she's 23, tall, blonde, large in the chest area, wearing a small tank top, and short shorts. He said what does your wife look like> I said don't worry about it, lets look for your wife instead.
I had to go to Chicago and stayed at a very nice hotel, I went to my room and immediately saw I would have a problem. I called my wife and said I may be late getting home. She asked me why, I said the room Im in has 3 doors. On door goes to the bathroom., another door is the closet and the third door had a sign on it that said, do not disturb. I didn't know how to get out of my room.
I was in my backyard doing some work and I found an old lamp. I cleaned it and a genie popped out. He said I can have 3 wishes but for every wish, my wife would get double. I wished for $1,000,000. My wife got $2,000,000. I wished for a fancy house, she got two of them. For my last wish, I said scare me half to death.
My wife and I went to Walmart and we ended up separated as she said Im going this way, you go this way. As I was walking around looking for her, I saw a guy doing the same thing. I asked him if he was looking for his wife and he said he was. I asked what does she look like., He said, she's 23, tall, blonde, large in the chest area, wearing a small tank top, and short shorts. He said what does your wife look like> I said don't worry about it, lets look for your wife instead.
I had to go to Chicago and stayed at a very nice hotel, I went to my room and immediately saw I would have a problem. I called my wife and said I may be late getting home. She asked me why, I said the room Im in has 3 doors. On door goes to the bathroom., another door is the closet and the third door had a sign on it that said, do not disturb. I didn't know how to get out of my room.
I was in my backyard doing some work and I found an old lamp. I cleaned it and a genie popped out. He said I can have 3 wishes but for every wish, my wife would get double. I wished for $1,000,000. My wife got $2,000,000. I wished for a fancy house, she got two of them. For my last wish, I said scare me half to death.
